Part 31
Cultural Festival
Now then, the cultural festival is approaching,
Cultural Festival
so we need to select a committee member.
Would anyone like to—
Me!
Idiot. Do you even know what a committee member does?
Nope! Not a clue!
Then why did you volunteer?
It was an impulse!
Also, what's a cultural festival again?
Cut it out.
Remember when we run cafés and haunted houses out of our classrooms?
Oh! I wanna do that!
Then do it.
If you can.
Doing it!
Hey.
You know our class's thing is going to tank if this idiot girl's in charge.
Cultural festivals are mere entertainment.
What?!
It's a good opportunity to let Yoshiko fail and get a sense for her own idiocy.
Is there a problem with that?
It's the cultural festival!
Where we come together as one, do all sorts of stuff, make it all awesome,
and have a party after!
I've been looking forward to this all year!
Such a pure heart...
Cultural Festival
Um, we're in the middle of homeroom...
In the first place, you talk all through class, you never study,
and you don't do anything students are supposed to do.
What gives you the right to enjoy the cultural festival?
I-I have every right!
B-Because... you know... like...
Your thinking speed shows how little you actually study.
O-Oh, and I suppose you think you're smart?!
I am.
Smarter than you, at least.
Ew, hear that? He totally doesn't have any friends.
Oh, and that's why he hates cultural festivals?
You poor kid! God, that's hilarious!
A-kun's got me!
God, that's hilarious!
They're a perfect couple!
A loner and an idiot!
Have fun looking after her forever.
Shut your freaking traps,
you three uglies.
Huh? What'd you call us, loner?!
I called you ugly, you ugly bitch!
H-Huh? Wh-Who're you calling ugly?!
What, did you think you were even remotely pretty?
I-I didn't say that...
Then you're ugly, all right!
B-But... I thought...
Jeez, come on...
Why do you have to be so mean?
Why'd you make her cry, asshole?!
I can't believe you.
N-No, I— Wait—
I hate this!
I don't want to let things go his way!
Uh-huh.
Cultural Festival
So who's going to be on the committee—
I wanna do it!
Let's work together.
Hell no, damn you!
Committee Member Election
Hanabatake
Emura
Part 32
Aren't we kinda behind schedule?
Yeah, we might be.
Ha, ha, ha.
Then why not stay overnight to work?
Huh? How do we do that?
In secret!
Then keep it down!
All right. Everyone's gone home.
I brought a ton of stuff!
Like a flashlight for exploring the school at night!
And cards we can play with!
What the hell'd you come here to do?!
And...
a TV and a VS4!
She seriously just came to play!
W-Well, exploring the school at night sounds kinda exciting.
If we manage to get caught up, we could play a little...
We're working all night until morning, damn it!
Huh?
R-Right. We don't have time for fun.
Uh... Huh?
Let's explore the school!
Holy crap, there's no one here!
I feel like I've got the whole world in my hands!
H-Hey, wait!
I'm gonna go catch her!
O-Okay.
I'm not doing it because I want to go, too!
Right. We know.
G-Get back here!
I'm gonna go in here!
Wait, that's the boys' bathroom!
Oh, so this is a urinal?!
What the hell are you doing?!
It's crazy! Come in and see!
What?!
You might never get another chance to see these!
W-Well, I guess not...
You'd have a full view of the guy beside you!
They wanna show each other! Boys are crazy!
I-Is that how it works?
Hey, hey! Let's pretend to pee standing up!
Hey...
Let's get back to work.
What?!
I'll be "it"!
What?! Wait—
Oh.
R-Right!
All right! Let's bust out the VS4!
You mean work on cultural festival stuff!
You don't wanna play?!
I-I never said that...
Make up your mind!
I wanna play!
W-Well, the night is young...
We could play a little.
Really?!
Grinning from ear to ear.
~ 1 Hour Later ~
This is pretty fun.
~ 3 Hours Later ~
W-Well, should we get to work now?
R-Right.
Seriously?! But we're right at the best part!
W-We'll get to it in a minute.
O-Okay...
~ 7 Hours Later ~
It's dawn, you know.
We should really...
We're almost at the final boss.
But, uh...
We can't, right?
We can just stay overnight again tomorrow.
I didn't think about that!
W-We beat it.
Staying overnight at school with friends is super fun!
Yeah!
Wait, who said I was friends with you?!
No work was done the following night, either.
Maid Café
Part 33
Cultural festival time!
Let's do our best!
1-2 Maid Café
Café time!
Maid time!
Maid A-kun time!
Get up, idiot. Quit fooling around.
It's about to start.
Woohoo! Finally!
The cultural festival is officially open.
Welcome, master!
We've got banana crêpes!
Sis!
Allow me to contribute to your profits!
Ooh! Thanks!
Tarou-kun!
It's Ryuuichi!
Tarou-kun!
Thank you! It's Ryuuichi!
Part 34
The cultural festival is fun!
W-Wait, that's...
I like you!
I'm sorry.
You're breaking my heart!
Hanabatake-san? What are you doing here?
You worked up every fiber of courage you could, didn't you?
Y-Yes...
Since when have you liked her?
For the last three years.
Did you want to fondle those boobs?
Yes, I did!
Let him fondle them!
Why should I?!
What would you do if the person you liked rejected you?
I-If Akutsu-kun rejected me?!
I don't give a damn about you.
Say it isn't so!
And if that person liked me instead?
No!
Th-That would be... too hard.
What would you wish for then?
At least... At the very least, a memory...
A kiss to remember him by.
Now you understand.
So please...
Let him fondle your boobs.
That's his memory?
B-But a kiss and a fondle are far too different.
You fool!
Women seek kisses as memories, and men seek boobs!
If you truly understand the pain of heartbreak without even a memory,
then break the chain of sorrow with your massive rack!
Just one feel! Just one feel is enough!
Oh, fine!
Bring it on!
That's a good girl!
Now come, boy!
Yes! Thank you very much!
What are you people doing?
Hi-yah!
N-N-Nothing!
Are you okay? Hang in there!
Th-That was fine, too.
What the hell?
Part 35
The cultural festival was a success! Way to go, us!
Yay!
What's this jerk doing here?
I could say the same to you.
A-All right! Let's have some fun!
Yay!
Moron.
Get lost, idiot.
Can't you guys try to get along?
Yay!
Wow, he started studying.
Loners have no idea how to socialize.
Shut up, uglies.
Why don't you try and say that again?!
Who the hell do you think you are?!
What, you're deaf, too? I called you ugly, ugly!
I just wanted everyone to get along.
But this...
Damn it!
This one's a beer!
They brought us the wrong order.
But she hasn't drunk any.
She couldn't have...
...gotten drunk off fumes?
You just keep fighting! You make me want to cry!
Wait, I'm already crying! Point it out, damn you!
She's that kind of drunk...
I try to break up your fighting, but all you do is ignore me.
None of you have any respect for me!
That's not true!
Yoshiko-chan...
You're cute, and you're nice,
and you're flatter than a board!
It's always my boobs!
No one respects me because I don't have boobs?
You make me want to cry!
Y-You're already crying.
Way to point out the obvious!
What was I supposed to do?!
H-Hey, don't take it so hard.
They're so small, it's funny!
Yes, that's right...
Just look at my boobs and laugh!
This isn't funny!
Come on, everybody laugh!
There'll finally be peace in here, and we can all get along!
Hey, you've actually got nice volume.
I padded the hell out of them!
This isn't funny...
Just look! Amazingly flat, right?
I understand! I understand the amazingness!
They're truly a wonder!
I christen them the Sayakan Plain!
Flat as far as the eye can see!
Right?! Right?!
I want to cry.
Karaoke
I'm already crying!
We're sorry.
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